What really happened with the sheep and doll!

This story - well not a story as it's happenings are true - this story is not for the faint of heart. It contains sometimes graphic pictures portraying some of the more basic emotions : love, passion, desire, jelousy and rage. It is not a happy story, so if you decide to read on do not say that you did not have ample warning.

The story starts a long time ago, back when the world was young, and pigs still flew through the sky. The extra ordinary happenings, the long and involved tale begins simply. It begins with a birthday party.

This party was for a young hormonal man - or soon to be man by the name of Declan (yes none other than our "gear" officer) It was to him that dolly, the sheep was given. The commonly held belief around campus was that, well Declan had certain desires and needs that could not be easily satisfied. No, not easily. Indeed it could be said that they would be difficult to satisfy. The sheep, it was hoped would be able to help in this momentus task.

The love soon blossomed and indeed it became hard to seperate them, they continued in this state of - well not matrimonial bliss (though not for want of trying) but bliss all the same.

There was then a trip. Declan left for france, and while there - well lets just say Dolly got a little jelous. Maybe even a lot jelous. Her suspicions were further confirmed when Declan came back with a new woman in tow. (did his desires know no bounds?) She was a wonderfully helpful girl. Indeed would go to almost any lengths to "be of service". Indeed, for freshers week she even posed on the stand for five LONG ... HARD .. days. But it's said she likes things like that. Angelica at this time seemed to take a fairly unwholesome interest in the woman. Speculation is rife in this area. There are some fairly outrageous claims made, but I think I caught her saying "All I wanna do is have some fun, and I get the feeling I'm not the only one. All I wanna do is have some fun until the sun comes up over the campanile" (sorry couldn't resist - like Ang really!) So yes - a new element was introduced into the already sordid situation. We have the insatiable Declan, the rejected Dolly, and the nimphomanious Sadie and a girl who just wants to have fun.

Then as I recall it was this time that Dolly had words - or as much as she could with Declan. The Glendalough trip was coming up and they decided to "get away from it all" and talk things over. Down in the hills of wicklow they thought they might be able to find themselves again. All seemed to be going well - as can be seen here....

But then - well in my humble opinion the sheep wanted to show that she - well that she could do just as well without Declan, and that if Declan wanted to keep her he'd have to decide between the two of them. And with that she flirted the night away going from person to person until exhausted she stopped.

No one knows what happened afer that, the sheep has not been seen since - I've no doubt she will be seen again though. There must have been words between Declan and Sadie. The reason will become clear. Well there's no use in trying to pretend any more. Declan had to stay with his first love - Dolly. Sadie just couldn't take it - literally couldn't take it any more. And to this nimpho this was much more than she could handle. Indeed she'd not be handeling anything any more. Her final move was to hurt declan as much as she could - as can be seen in this final picture.